To care or not to care.........

I pondered today what my resolution would be

MAYBE I should do one of two things

1. Not care about the silly things I do

OR

2. Not do them any more

Then I spoke outside of my head to Rachel at work

Who really didn't help much

Because she too does silly things at times

(I will protect Rachel the innocent and not give examples)

BUT

She already doesn't care

LUCKY is what she is

Here are some examples of things that I have done in the past couple weeks

To care or not to care.....

Today while singing and chair dancing

(not to be confused with lap dancing)

 In my cubie to the Glee version of

My Life Would Suck Without You

I was caught by one of our Board Members at work

I was doing the "Bop Bop Bop" verse

With jazz hands

I was not only caught, he scared the crap out of me

And I jumped out of my chair

To care or not to care????

I laugh when people fall

I laugh REALLY hard when people fall

Even when it is my blue-eyed babe

Today she fell off of her scooter twice at Nana's

When I picked her up and she was telling me the story

While laying on the couch with her leg elevated

I was laughing so hard

I was crying

To be fair, so was my Mama

I felt really bad, but I couldn't help it

I never can when it comes to falling

To care or not to care????

Then it comes to my outfit choices

It seems like I always pick the wrong thing

For instance Christmas Eve I wore a tweed mini

I really didn't mean to wear a mini

I thought, I am going to wear a skirt, I never do

My "fancy" choice didn't seem like a good one because

My whole family was wearing jeans

I loved my skirt I really did, I mean it was tweed 

BUT

When I sat on my Uncle's couch I realized

I couldn't get up unless I wanted to pantie flash

My entire family

Jeanine once told me it is better to be OVER dressed

Then UNDER dressed

The jury may still be out on this one

To care or not to care????

Side note...look how amazing Cali looked

Then it comes to my make-up choices

I wear none when I need it

AND

I over do it sometimes when I probably shouldn't

Christmas Eve, I wore my brand new

Mac lipstick, Viva Glam I, dark red......

I kind of look like a vampire

To care or not to care?????

Side note, look at my handsome husband

I made a firm decision this year to say

"You have a Merry Christmas"

Instead of

"Happy Holidays"

To everyone I came into contact with

I thought I was spreading all kinds of cheer

 Until I REALLY offended a guy at the Gap

Apparently he didn't want to have a Merry Christmas

To be honest I REALLY don't care about this one.

 I could go on and on

I have Medusa hair

Sometimes I walk by people and my hair literally reaches out and grabs them

I usually say naughty words when there are people present who may get offended

I talk before I can think about what I am saying

I at times have knee jerk reactions

I randomly dance when it probably isn't appropriate

I am scared to death of birds

When I see one, I sometimes want to push Calista in front of me

To save myself

(I have never done this, please don't call CPS)

I am scared of midgets

Maybe not so much scared as REALLY intrigued

I want to stare and observe but not get too close

(Please don't judge me)

Clowns, they are pure evil

I don't feel like I need to go further into this issue

It sounds like I am having a pity party

I really am  NOT

I think I am going to go with

#1 on my resolution list

NOT CARE!

To NOT care in 2011......