This is to all of the Captain Obvious' out there (and I know there are many because they ALL seem to talk to me when I am out and about OR I work with them)
To you all...
Let me just clarify some things for you
Then you can stop making obvious statements
YES, I know I am tall
YES, I do know I don't HAVE to wear heals because I am "tall enough"
NO, I will NOT stop wearing them to accommodate you and your insecurities of being short
YES, I know I am skinny, however
NO I do NOT need a burger and fries, I eat plenty probably more than you, Sir Obvious
NO, I do NOT need to "put some meat on my bones"
YES, it is extremely hard finding jeans/pants in 37.5-38" inseam, thank you for asking
NO, I don't play the piano, but thank you for pointing out my fingers are REALLY long and skinny
YES, I do know my wrists have bones sticking out of them
YES, I do know it is weird that I am so bendy and I can bend my thumb back to my wrist
YES, I know my feet are REALLY narrow and they look like skis
YES, that is a scar on my chest from open heart surgery
Don't try to pretend you are looking at my ta ta's
I know you know that I know what you are REALLY looking at
NO, I am not going to have any more children
I know I respond by saying "I stopped at perfection."
Truth is, I am NOT suppose to have anymore
Thank you for pointing out I have just the one
Thank goodness she is perfection
NO, I am not going to have any more children
I know I respond by saying "I stopped at perfection."
Truth is, I am NOT suppose to have anymore
Thank you for pointing out I have just the one
Thank goodness she is perfection
NO, I don't play basketball, besides the fact that I am not very sporty......if I get hit in the chest with said ball my aorta would dissect and that would be bad.
YES, I know my daughter is VERY tall for her age
NO, you do not need to point it out to her, don't you think that she is self conscience enough about it????
YES, I will punch you in the nose if you mention her being tall again
Do you know who else is tall, besides me?
Her father, who is built like a line-backer and has a punch like Mike Tyson, back off Obvious!
YES, I do have one more thing to say to you
SUCK IT!
This is what the Smitty's think of you, Captain!
This is to YOU Chromosome 15 and your mutation
My daughter and I will rock our mutated chromosomes and all the things that come with it
Marfan Mama has left the building
I love it Jasmin!!! How tall are you anyway, wasn't I taller than you in school? SO, yes I too am very use to obvious statements, and retarded questions, ones like " Why are you so tall?" uhh..DUh!
ReplyDelete5'10" without heels...Yes, lots of silly questions! Geeze, like we are a circus freak show! I don't remember you being taller than me in elementary school....I knew you were tall though and that is one of the reasons I loved you :)
ReplyDeleteDid you know that I never noticed any of that until you told me? I like you guys the way you are, and without all that stuff, you two wouldn't be as great as you are!
ReplyDeleteMaria
xoxoxo I love you and your sore a** lady :)
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