Anarchy!!!!!!!

Mr. Smitty is away for work in Jacksonville, FL meeting the new group he is supervising.

He misses us I am sure of it......he has been sending me pictures such as these:

Really is there just ONE alligator that you can't feed????

You can feed ALL the others but just the ONE?????

Tonight he took a dinner cruise on a yacht and got to see alligators, dolphins, and manatee's, NICE!

So Calista and I decided it is ANARCHY in our house until he returns.....

Well maybe not anarchy per say.....just Girls Gone Wild.....

Well maybe not Girls Gone Wild per say.....just pure Mama and Cali girl fun.

Soon school will start and the schedule will be this:

Mama up at 6 and showers and stumbles around for a bit

Cali up at 6:30 (after Mama tries several times to awake her from her slumber, it goes like this, "Cali girl time to get up." or "Rise and shine Skoochie." or "Blue-Eyed Girl time for our day to begin." or "Up and at 'em George McFadden." or the ever popular "Calista we are late, time to get up honey hurry hurry hurry!!!!")

Mama feeds Cali and reminds her to please not be grumpy it will ruin her day (at least 18 times Cali needs to be reminded, she is not a morning person)

Mama reminds Cali to please brush her teeth with tooth paste at least 27 times

Mama and Cali discuss what outfit Cali will be wearing and sometimes have a disagreement about it....I mean why can't she wear a mini and a tank to school with knee socks???

Mama and Cali leave at 7:30 and go straight to Bucks

Mama and Cali sit in the SMES parking lot usually singing songs on the radio

Mama drives up to the gate at 7:50 and her happy singing girl gets out

Mama goes to work and takes her lunch at 2:30

Mama goes for her second Bucks run and then straight to SMES and picks up her girl

Mama stands outside waiting for Cali (who is normally the last kid out) while she sweats her b**bs off

Cali girl gets out of school and says she had a good day no matter what

When we finally get to the car, she breaks down what REALLY happened

Which kids are mad at each other and what teacher may have been mean

Mama drops Cali off at Nana's

Mama makes it back to work at 3:30

Mama gets off at 5 and picks up her girl

Mama and Cali do homework together

Mama makes dinner (sometimes Daddy makes dinner)

Cali takes a shower

Cali reads and/or plays

Mama tucks her girl in

Mama goes to bed

Then it all starts over the next morning.......

Sometimes you need a little Anarchy!

Last night we had cereal and turkey bacon for dinner and stayed up late watching Tivo'd shows

WILD

Tonight Calista made dinner all by herself

Garlic, Fresh Mozzarella, Feta, Oregano, Alfredo White Wine Sauce (that she made), and Chicken

All on a Honey Wheat Crust

She had fun making it, however, she said she didn't get to the "taste level" she wanted

TASTE LEVEL???? She is 9!

She was going for the California Pizza Kitchen frozen Garlic Chicken pizza "taste level" she had at Raylyn's house this weekend.

She cracks me up.

I ate two pieces, the taste level was just fine for me.

We took a break while the pizza was cooking to go outside and dance in the rain.

While spinning I hit the curb and fell against our car.....I am graceful what can I say.

Calista thought she was going to pee her pants because she was laughing so hard.

We were both wearing our glasses so by the time we ran back to the door we couldn't see a thing because they were covered with rain drops.

Good times.

Then we moved on to facial peels, deep conditioning, and pedi's

My Blue-Eyed Girl looked amazing even with the facial mask on and sun burnt eyes...

I looked like this

Sorry dudes, I am taken......

The pedi's turned out great.

I don't do pedi's anywhere but home.

I don't like people to look at or touch my feet.

Calista doesn't count, she can look and touch and she did amazing.

I did her toes, I don't think I am as good at the drawing pen as she is.

Our feet look exactly the same, mine are the pink toes with blue and yellow hearts....

Then we got to peel the masks off and Calista thought it was gross because we looked like snakes and she loved it.

While we did all of that Sookie and Martini did this:

Sookie misses James and barks all night

Calista and I miss him too

We have been wearing his shirts to bed to smell him

He comes home Thursday......

Tomorrow I am surprising my Blue-Eyed Cook with Romona and Beezus for a "late night" movie

7 PM on a week night!

We are taking Jenna with us to have another girl to go wild with.

Peace Out.....

Mama Smitty